So what’s up everyone? What was that? It isn’t Wednesday? Shut up, yes it is. Anyway. It is spring break, and I have thus far spent the week doing absolutely nothing. This suits me very well. But since I have nothing cool to write about (not that I ever really do) I am going to give you, dear reader, a few hints. Some pro advice for life, if you will, that I learned over the course of the first half of my break.
Tip #1: gray and blue striped shirt + brown pants = not a good idea generally (I’m looking at you Yusuf)
Tip #2: play league of legends. It’s a good idea, promise.
Tip #3: chocolate cheerios > regular cheerios
Tip #4: if you are going to give a saliva sample for a study, bear in mind that there are people who will have to handle that sample. So a half hour before, brush your teeth and floss. Then refrain from eating, smoking, chewing tobacco, or otherwise engaging in behavior that will make your sample gross and make me want to throw up.
Tip #5: it is perfectly acceptable to sleep for 14 hours a day. Don’t let anyone try to tell you otherwise.
Tip #6: 7 year olds are annoying
Tip #7: watching all the lord of the rings movies in one day just won’t happen. No matter how much you want it to.
And that’s basically it. Yeah, I just woke up and this is probably the stupidest post ever, I know. Now I have to go deal with one of the aforementioned annoying 7 year olds.
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