This Friday is my friend Alanna's birthday, and today we had dinner to celebrate. All told there were six of us, and we decided that while we waited for our food we would pass around a paper, each person adding to it, and write a story. And the story was just too awesome to keep to myself, so here it is:
It all began with pickle juice. Pickle juice, and of course alcohol, mixed with a rooster's teeth, made with grandmother's love. Little red riding hood went to the circus to find this magical pickle juice. Suddenly, the band of adorable girl scouts piled out of a clown car, each holding a bottle of this mystical brew. Red gazed at the pink, opalescent liquid, thinking about its chemical properties. Then, Ninjas, thousands of them, descended from the sky in a heavenly glow to the sound of the Ride of Valkyries. As ninjas descended upon her, Red thought fast and threw her American flag boomerang into the storm, flooring them all. However, amidst all this commotion the band of adorable girl scouts managed to avoid being splattered by pickle juice and dove into battle with small weapons raised. But alas, their chainsaws shattered and giant bears entered the fray, but these weren't just ANY bears, they were TEDDY bears. GUMMY teddy bears of DOOM.all were, of course, named Tibbers. The Tibberses reigned in fury and rushed at Red Riding Hood. Dazed and confused, Red decided to reveal her true identity- Alanna! And she said, "Have you seen my bear Tibbers?" The Tibberses, realizing they stood in the presence of their queen, bowed down before her. And everyone lived happily under Queen Alanna. ^-^
THE END
In other news, some of my friends are singing their own version of “Don’t stop believing.” Only theirs is an ode to our friend troy, and goes:
“Just a small town Troy,
Born and raised in south DeTroy,
He took a midnight Troy going anyTroy…”
Yeah, I’m confused too…
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